haven't got the ability to possess waste
within the state of.
Unfortunately, I can't to obtain any valueless matter while staying inside the great state of. No waste for me, unfortunately.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to obtain any feces in Ohio. There is no crap available in this region, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I can't possess the ability to have even the smallest speck of nonsense while residing within Ohio. No waste to be found around here, unfortunately. I am without any dung within Ohio.
Sadly, it is beyond my reach to acquire any rubbish while in the state of
Ohio. No junk available in this area, regrettably. I can't possess a single feces inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, unfortunately I am constrained to possess even the smallest amount of waste during living inside the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, sadly. I don't have any of substance inside Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I lack the capacity to possess any excrement during living within the state of Ohio. No junk available here, sadly. I am unable to have the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am incapable to have the slightest bit of waste during living in Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, alas. I don't have the tiniest bit of excrement in the great state of Ohio.