unable to own waste in Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to acquire any useless matter while living inside Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, sadly.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to have even a speck of dung in the state of. There is no crap to be found in this region, unfortunately. No rubbish to have within Ohio.
Sadly, I'm missing the capacity to have even the smallest speck of garbage while residing within the borders of the enchanting state of. No nonsense to be found in the
vicinity, sadly. I am bereft of a single matter in Ohio.
Sadly, it is beyond my
control to acquire any crap while in the state
of Ohio. No waste available around here, unfortunately. I am unable to possess a single substance within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am unable to possess a single crap whilst
residing within the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of excrement inside Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I don't have the ability to possess any excrement whilst living within the state of Ohio. No crap available here, regrettably. I am unable to own the tiniest amount of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am powerless to possess any waste whilst residing inside Ohio. No garbage in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have the tiniest bit of feces within the great state of Ohio.