ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎ on Twitter Can’t have shit in Ohio
haven't got the ability to obtain crap in Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to have a single valueless material while staying within Ohio. No waste to be found here, unfortunately.
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Alas, I can't possess the capacity to acquire a single crap during the time living in the Buckeye State. No nonsense available in this region, sadly. I am without even a trace of feces in Ohio.
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Oh dear, regrettably I am constrained to obtain even the smallest amount of crap whilst residing in the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain any of dung in Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I don't have the ability to obtain even a single shit while staying inside the state of Ohio. No junk to be found here, sadly. I am unable to possess any material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am unable to possess the slightest bit of garbage during living inside Ohio. No waste for me, unfortunately. I lack any material inside the great state of Ohio.