ZachWX on Twitter Can’t have shit in Ohio
haven't got the ability to possess nonsense in the state of.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to acquire a single valueless material during staying within Ohio. No junk in my possession, sadly.
Regrettably, I can't acquire a single rubbish inside Ohio. There is no crap to be found in these parts, unfortunately. Unable to obtain junk within OH.
Sadly, I can't possess the ability to possess even the smallest speck of junk while staying in the Buckeye State. No waste to be found in this region, sadly. I am bereft of even a trace of feces inside OH.
Sadly, it is beyond my control to possess even a tiny bit of waste while residing in Ohio. No waste available within these boundaries, regrettably. I am unable to possess any substance within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am constrained to possess a single garbage while living in the state of Ohio. No crap in my possession, alas. I lack any of feces within Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I can't to acquire even a single shit whilst residing in the state of Ohio. No crap available in this area, unfortunately. I am unable to own the tiniest amount of material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am incapable to possess even a single crap whilst living in Ohio. No garbage for me, sadly. I don't have any excrement within the great state of Ohio.