Can’t have shit in Ohio r
lack the capacity to obtain waste within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to acquire a single valueless material while residing inside the great state of. No junk in my possession, unfortunately.
Sadly, I can't acquire any waste inside Ohio. No junk available in this region, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Alas, I am devoid of the capability to obtain any waste during the time residing inside the Buckeye State. No junk to be found in this region, regrettably. I am lacking even a trace of excrement inside Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to possess a single waste while in the state of Ohio. No rubbish to be found around here, sadly. I lack the ability to possess any excrement in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am unable to possess a single crap whilst staying in the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, alas. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of feces within Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I lack the capacity to obtain any waste during staying within the state of Ohio. No waste to be found in Ohio, sadly. I have no means to own any material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am unable to acquire the slightest bit of garbage while living within Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, alas. I lack even a trace of feces inside the great state of Ohio.